10. They always speak the truth. Absolutely no filter. I was pulled over for speeding one time. The officer did his normal routine and as he was walking away to go run my license, my oldest son said, "Sir..SIR, if you are going to take my Mama to jail, can you point me the way to the house?"
8. They always have a coozi in tow. The baby screams for a sippy cup like a 24 hour alcoholic in rehab.
7. They talk to "people" that are not there.
6. They make these faces.
4. They have no shame when it comes to keeping clothes on.
3. They can never get food in their mouths and it makes them angry.
2. They can often be found in the bathroom.
1. They always seem to find themselves in sticky situations.
I know others must feel this way. These kids are hilarious and there is never, EVER a dull moment.
What crazy things have your kids done?